This video is actually pretty abridged. It actually went on for a good 20 minutes. And I mean a GOOD 20 minutes. Seeing the way he enjoys spalshing his baths we shouldn't have been surprised how much he enjoyed this. I should have brought his rubber ducky.
The mama Ali had a wake up call last weekend. We went over to her father's house and Pop Pop asked how his baby was doing. She actually answered as if he was asking about her. No one (other than me) has asked how she was doing in months, and no one is going to ask until she's pregnant again (years from now). However, it did show how popular the baby is. Everytime we take him out he is an absolute 'chick magnet'. It's even more so now that he smiles back at people. We decided there is only one way to handle this. Since jordan is treated like a rock star, we are taking him out on tour.
I am pleased to announce the "Party Pooper'' tour of 2008! This weekend we are going to Chicago to visit his mother's side of the family. In mid August we are going to New York to visit my side of the family. In October we are going to Atlanta to visit friends, and at Xmas we are going to Baltimore for the holidays. Get your tickets now! For the low cost of a diaper change you get to hold the baby for 15 minutes. For burping the baby you get your shirt personally 'signed' by Jordan. For agreeing to babysit the baby for 2 hours, you get to play with the baby for two hours! You can't beat these prices! I must warn the groupies that he isn' so much interested in your breasts as much as what is in your breasts.
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Hmmm...I see no indication of intent to visit family in that trip to Atlanta. That could be a problem. See, the only way I see this working to the benefit of all involved:
1. Pull up.
2. Leave Jordan and the associated accoutrement on the porch.
3. Restrain Mama Ali if need be (Monitor Mama Ali on the approach to the house. Any profanity, mention of the Camry, wringing hands, neck-winding, etc. should be noted. These symptoms indicate that step 3 should precede step 2).
4. Remove yourself from the property (L & LD may be up for discussion, but 4 dogs, 2 cats a husband and a baby?? That's a lot).
5. Enjoy your vacation!
It all comes down to this: You don't have to see me if you don't want to but I'm gonna see my boy. Drop the kid off and no one will get hurt.
... This just in. The trip to Atlanta has been cancelled so that Jordan may make an appearance at the local WalMart. It appears Jordan might not make it to Atlanta until his freshman year at Morehouse.
Darn . . . I was just about to sign up for tickets for the Atlanta leg of the tour. :(
Would that stop to Wal-Mart be in Columbus, Georgia by any chance?
Soooo...what you're saying is that you've booked Atlanta, but you're going to skip it for Wal-Mart, Ormond Beach? You may kick tail as a parent, but dude, you suck as a promoter.
Okay, so picking up from the other one- how was baby's first flight? My impression is that he's such a cool boy- not much bothers him- but how'd he handle it? And how'd you all do?
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